Steve: Well, okay, sure. You're just putting it all out there, aren't you?
Zack: Bikini Area based on the power move Push by Sapphire.
Steve: I hope her weak spot isn't down there because it's going to be hard to miss.
Zack: "AUGH! Kicked in me holes again!"
Steve: She needs to learn some different power moves.
Steve: Like next time just attack with her butt or her front. Pick one. Half as dangerous.
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