FIRST PLACE WINNER! CONGRATULATIONS!
Zack: This image comes from Abby, who I believe has submitted art to all of our contests.
Steve: Vanilla Ice is conjured from beyond space and time.
Zack: If you're going to summon a cosmic horror, it might as well be one that pitches macaroni and cheese.
Steve: Congratulations Abby, you are the $100 grand prize winner.
Zack: Thank you to everyone else who contributed artwork. If your art was not featured here, that doesn't necessarily mean it will not appear when we run our Hard Ticket to Baghdad module.
Steve: Come back next week for the conclusion to our Achtung! Cthulhu adventure Catch-666.
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
Bonk: The Only Good Bonk Is A Head Bonk
We review every game from the last 2 months, plus all 21 SNES Classic titles
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.