Winner Most Loving Embrace Between Ultimate Warrior (RIP) and a Mythos Deity
Zack: Elizabeth submitted this excellent and creepy drawing of Ultimate Warrior wrestling Dagon which looks a little too much like pillow talk between the wrestler and the Mythos monster.
Steve: Dang though look at that intensity in Ultimate Warrior's eyes.
Zack: R'lyeh versus Warrior Nation. Can there be a winner or will we all be destroyed in the battle?
Steve: WARRIOR NATION!!! THIS MESSAGE IS TO YOU. THE GODS HAVE GRANTED ME TITANIC PROPORTIONS TO COMBAT THIS EVIL. I AM THE NIGHTMARE OF NIGHTMARES.
Zack: WHEN I MANIFEST AT ROYAL RUMBLE THE WALLS WILL CRUMBLE INTO PILES OF RUBBLE. MY BODY IS FORGED ON AN ANVIL OF PUNISHING BLOWS.
Steve: DAGON, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN STAND UP TO ME, YOU NEED TO LOOK IN THE BOOK OF TRUTH AND FIND A PICTURE OF MY SCREAMING FACE, FROM YOUR NIGHTMARES OF PANDEMONIUM.
Zack: I HAVE COME BACK FROM A PLACE NOT OF THIS PLACE. TO THIS PLACE WHERE ONLY VIOLENCE IS MY BREAD. YOU THINK YOU CAN FACE ME? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FACE TO FACE ME WITH.
Steve: BORROW A FACE, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TWO AFTER I BREAK THEM BOTH.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.