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Zack: Reader "alx" flooded the zone and flooded our inbox with submissions.
Steve: All but one was a 3D rendering like this. His strategy worked, because he did manage to crack the top 3, but he also sent in some really bad ones.
Zack: There was one that was just a schoolgirl in a locker room with tentacles coming after her.
Steve: Is that Eazy-E?
Zack: During his often forgotten extreme sports phase. Do you remember when he was a snowboarder?
Steve: He trained riding skateboards behind a low rider in the LA river.
Zack: Jamming out with Station, who looks like somebody microwaved a gumdrop.
Steve: To be fair, that describes about a third of the monsters in the Call of Cthulhu book.
Zack: You're telling me if that was in a toilet you wouldn't be flushing until it went away?
Steve: I'm telling you that I wouldn't look a gift-gug in the split-head maw.
Zack: Alright, alright, thank you alx.
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Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.