Zack: Alx returns, although I have to open with the criticism that no way would Kurt Cobain ever be lame enough to wear his own shirt. It would be a Daniel Johnston shirt or a weird phrase like "me happy."
Steve: Got to move that merch.
Zack: He captured the feel of an Andy Sidaris movie with the bikini babes with machine guns and Kurt has the tonfas.
Steve: I definitely like the babes.
Zack: Yeah, they look like the sort of women who would be in a video having sex with a Shrek 3D rendering.
Steve: Not that you go looking for that sort of thing, right?
Zack: Yes, Steve, I 100% only get off to Shrek sex videos.
Steve: I know what you mean though, Kurt has a real sleaze bag look on his face.
Zack: Almost like a junkie who fights ghouls with tonfas and has seen things you wouldn't believe.
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Bonk: The Only Good Bonk Is A Head Bonk
We review every game from the last 2 months, plus all 21 SNES Classic titles
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.