Zack: LOAD MINDFREAK.EXE...Steve: Up until about 2003 this is what a stroke felt like.
Zack: What happened in 2003?
Steve: Everybody switched to flat screens.
Zack: Also George W. Bush, pictured, took us into Iraq. The biggest foreign policy blunder of an American president until Obama signed that armistice with the bone masters.
Steve: They only respect strength.Zack: I wonder if a Plainclothes Cop can also be a bone master.
Steve: Can a skeleton wear mom jeans?
Zack: It's all about the evil, evil belts.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Mr. Sakurai-sama, where the FRICK is Dino Riki!?
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.