Steve: Up until about 2003 this is what a stroke felt like.

Zack: What happened in 2003?

Steve: Everybody switched to flat screens.

Zack: Also George W. Bush, pictured, took us into Iraq. The biggest foreign policy blunder of an American president until Obama signed that armistice with the bone masters.

Steve: They only respect strength.

Zack: I wonder if a Plainclothes Cop can also be a bone master.

Steve: Can a skeleton wear mom jeans?

Zack: It's all about the evil, evil belts.

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