Steve: Bloody hooter!
Zack: Oh, man, this one has it all: bone masters, bloody H.R. Giger hooters, vampire students, broken windows, and cultists.
Steve: It's very psychological and intense. For matures.
Zack: I bet there are plenty of fluids for police woman Dexter.
Steve: Doesn't it make you want to commit a Swedish suicide?
Zack: You know, we've been scoffing at this, but maybe those kids in Sweden had never seen a role playing game before. They had never had their minds eased into it by the Monster Manual boobs or the weird Lovecraftian creatures of Deities & Demigods.
Steve: Like when people drop dead taking a shower because the water suddenly gets cold.
Zack: Yes, exactly like that Steve.
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