Steve: Bloody hooter!
Zack: Oh, man, this one has it all: bone masters, bloody H.R. Giger hooters, vampire students, broken windows, and cultists.
Steve: It's very psychological and intense. For matures.
Zack: I bet there are plenty of fluids for police woman Dexter.
Steve: Doesn't it make you want to commit a Swedish suicide?
Zack: You know, we've been scoffing at this, but maybe those kids in Sweden had never seen a role playing game before. They had never had their minds eased into it by the Monster Manual boobs or the weird Lovecraftian creatures of Deities & Demigods.
Steve: Like when people drop dead taking a shower because the water suddenly gets cold.
Zack: Yes, exactly like that Steve.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.