Steve: Oh, no way, I don't care for this one at all. Bugs AND teddy bears?

Zack: The 1990s was the decade where we rediscovered our collective fondness for children's toys turned into horror objects. Burned dolls, bugs on teddy bears, maybe a burned doll head with a bug on it.

Steve: All of that stuff still scares me. It's like, teddy bears are kind of creepy, but put a bug on that teddy bear? How'd that happen? No thank you.

Zack: Now think about this, Steve: what if that bug-covered teddy bear was also...bloody!?

Steve: Like a hooter?

Zack: Yes, exactly like a hooter.

Steve: AAaaaaahhhhhh!

Zack: I just imagined the refreshment sound again.

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