Steve: Oh, no way, I don't care for this one at all. Bugs AND teddy bears?
Zack: The 1990s was the decade where we rediscovered our collective fondness for children's toys turned into horror objects. Burned dolls, bugs on teddy bears, maybe a burned doll head with a bug on it.Steve: All of that stuff still scares me. It's like, teddy bears are kind of creepy, but put a bug on that teddy bear? How'd that happen? No thank you.
Zack: Now think about this, Steve: what if that bug-covered teddy bear was also...bloody!?
Steve: Like a hooter?
Zack: Yes, exactly like a hooter.
Zack: I just imagined the refreshment sound again.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.