Zack: This is more what I think of when I think of Kult: weirdly sinister scenes that make no sense.
Steve: What doesn't make sense? Richard O'Brien from Rocky Horror and his twin brother are buying AK-47s from a meth addict.
Zack: Do they usually store assault rifles in a crate labeled "DANGER"? I thought that was for dynamite.
Steve: Maybe the meth addict was smuggling them.
Zack: Yeah, that is a good idea to smuggle guns in the crates for explosives. Because if they find the guns the border guards will be like "well this is actually not as bad as the dynamite we thought was in there, so you're free to go."
Steve: Smuggling is all about managing expectations.
Zack: Exactly what they teach vampires at the school of hard knocks.
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
Bonk: The Only Good Bonk Is A Head Bonk
We review every game from the last 2 months, plus all 21 SNES Classic titles
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.