Steve: Now this is more like it.

Zack: It's not all conquistadors in the jungle.

Steve: From a gloomy doom swamp in the bayou of South America, comes the one techno barbarian they shouldn't have messed with.

Zack: *carefully secures loincloth over powered armor*

Steve: That's more of an embellishment than a loincloth.

Zack: I don't care if he puts gold trim and a spoiler on it. He's still in a suit of armor drawing attention to his crotch.
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