Zack: This Gatsby remake is taking some serious liberties with TJ Eckleburg.

Steve: I had to have my dog put to sleep because of constant mini-cosms.

Zack: The mini-cosms don't have as much legroom as the regular cosms, but you can park anywhere.

Steve: I mean, I dig everything going on here, the wizards and ghosts and the dragon, all of it is cool as heck, but it just doesn't quite gel for me. I think it might be the freaking Tron grid on the ceiling.

Zack: TORG or TRON?

Steve: We may never know.

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