"As Above, So Below"
Zack: In case you were wondering if both lower and upper decks were carpeted, here's your answer.
Steve: Do we need to buy two vacuums or do you think we can get it up the ladder?
Zack: Might have trouble forcing it through the space anus. Better get two vacuums.Steve: Dude, I don't know, without any sense of scale here I have no idea what we're dealing with.
Zack: Good point. What if that anus connecting the two levels is actually a thousand miles across and the two decks are just tiny rooms on either side?
Steve: You're right. Definitely four vacuums.
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