Zack: I've got nothing bad to say about this guy.

Steve: He is dapper as heck!

Zack: He looks very human, "Save for [his] 12-foot tall size, the horns jutting from the sides of [his] bald head, an the long prehensile tail ending in a mace-like ball." So he looks nothing like a human.

Steve: Slice you open on those eyebrows.

Zack: He seems like he should have a bow tie.

Steve: I would like to note that this guy is a total badass. He has a ton of hit points and all sorts of powers.

Zack: Not to mention a legion of flying balls with faces.

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