~*~ BYOB ~*~
Reppin': CaptainWinky
BYOB is all about maxin' and relaxin'. Attempt any other activities and you will quickly find yourself at the wrong end of an angry nerd's keyboard! It's blue and all you're supposed to do is chill with your friends, making it almost exactly like being trapped in a collapsed igloo with the math team.

nobody came to my birthday party tonight :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( - Richard Blaine is in a rough spot in his life and hates everything! Everything! Oh no not really. Mr. Blaine just employed what BYOB veterans call a "fakepost." Also somebody has a Buddy shirt.

can i post here - In this rare crossover between BYOB, Helldump, and The Book Barn, goonette donkay_ote vies for BYOB acceptance. It doesn't work. Watch as yobbers present their forum-based interpretation of Lord of the Flies. Got any popcorn? Get out of here with that no-butter shit. I want to be able to GARGLE with my popcorn, son!

highfives a titty is the prettiest byob girl - A girl online. Oh. My. God. And her name is "highfives a titty" so you know she loves to laff. I wish it were possible to hold hands over the internet...but I'm gettin ahead of myself here. This is a regular ol cyclone of girls and girl pictures and whooeeyyy I might need to change my pants. Panties actually. Don't look at me like that, I lost a dare.

Texas thread - Don't mess with Texas, because I'm a master at throwing sharpened magnetic ribbons.

let's just say, in russian.. - It's a thread about a comic about a girl who is learning Russian and has boy problems. Not quite Boston and Shaun but far from the genius of Ctrl-Alt-Del (my favorite webcomic if you couldn't tell). My fave strip is the one where the main character is mentally unstable and unnecessarily violent. Zany as shit!

~*~ FYAD ~*~
Reppin': liquidator vrunt
"FYAD is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In FYAD you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the FYAD motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends." - C. Cardigan

My gift to GBS - FatJesus gives sex handling tips to the most hated forum, GBS. Someone moved it into Fyad and now I'm going to try the drool swap maneuver on girls who agree to meet me offline.

I'm pretty sure I can watch fuckyou.gif forever - If you like images this thread has them. I like to put in at least one image thread per week since 98% of people online only look at images. That is a real statistic.

GBS Watch: How'd you lose your virginity? Re: 192 Views: 142070 - Ha Ha Ha. Gbs loses the Jesus gift sex trick thread and now they're stuck as virgins forever. Go to hell, GBS. Burn in hell forever because you've nerds who dont get girlfriends and you piss off fyad forum.

have you ever been photographed surfing on FYADi - Here's another thing about GBS: they give out fives to threads all the time. If you put in a microsoft paint picture of a clown or the other things retard GBS likes, you automatically get a five from every single ass hole who clicks your thread.

L@@K L@@K NENE NENE NENE L@@K L@@K - Do you think I could ever get a pretty girl like this to be a girlfriend to me? Please answer because I'm getting really mad at these bullies at cool.com posting jokes about how bad my life is. I just want a girl to talk to me and take my virginity. Thanks to Lamont Coffindrake for the funny picture thread.

~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.

No Gun-Toting Aliens in MY state - Why would we want moon men carrying ray guns anyways?

How do I Shot Gun? - Get it? Get it? Geeeet it?

Snuff Porn - We're just extra punny this week.

Consquealed Carry - Oink Oink.

TFR PHOTO THREAD - Lincoln's Wax started up the new TFR PHOTO THREAD. You should head on over and see some of TFR's PHOTOs.

Another letter writing campaign is in order for Michiganders - Might I suggest "FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS" for the subject line?

Went shooting for the first time - Petekill tells us his heart warming tale of recoil, headshots, and lead.

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