~*~ Ask / Tell ~*~
Why does music invoke emotions? Because Celine Dion is a GODDESS. You don't have to be by yourself any more Celine, I'm here for you babe.
Barista too snobby? Ask me about coffee. All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made from a proper copper coffee pot. Whether it's cold or hot I'd love a cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots, iron coffee pots - they're no used to me. If I cant have a proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot I'll have a cup of tea.
Tell me about your paranormal beliefs, disbeliefs, and experiences. They sold me a dream of Christmas, they sold me a Silent Night and they told me a fairy story 'till I believed in the Israelite and I believed in Father Christmas.
Tell me if you could transplant a head.... Does it come with a cool pair of shades? If so, I'm sold.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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