Lowtax - I AM YELLING THAT THEY BETTER leAVE OR I WILL SHOT

Pete - you will be shoot?

Lowtax - MY GUN IS NOT SHOOTING!!!! THE BULleTS ARE NOT WORKING, IT WONT SHOOT

Pete - maybe you should clean it ...I dont no what to do?!!!?!?!

Lowtax - JUSTT TELL ME WHAT THESE PEOPEL ARE??? THEY DONT LOOK LIKE HUMANA, THE BODEIES ARE SMALL LIKE A BABY AND THEEYRE HEARDS ARE GIGANTIC WITH HUGE BLACK EYESS! WHAT IS GIONG ON?!?

Pete - if they are small...hit them with something

Lowtax - HOLY SHIT THEY ARE FLOATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAY ARE OUTSIDE AND THERE IS ORANGE LIGHT AND THEY ARE FLOATING!!!

Pete - shit...do something...shoot them

Lowtax - I CANT SHOOT THE GUN DOESNT WORK MY FRONT DOOR IS OPENING!!!!!!!!! AND I LOCKED IT!!!!!! tHERE IS A BUZZING SOUND COMING FROM EVERYTWHERES AND THE LIGHT IS COMING THROUGH THE WINDOWSSS@##

Pete - shit...get something you can use on them...like a bat

Lowtax - YES< i will get one OH SHIT!@@$ I CAN SEE SOMETHING FLOATING DOWN MY HALLWAY WITH A BIG HEAD THERE IS ORAGNE FOG EVERYWHERE

Pete - shit...do something...run, get out of the house

Lowtax - GOD THESE ARENT HUMANS@@#$%*() WHAT ARE THEY!!!!!!!! WHY IS THE ORAGNE LIGHT COMING FROM!?!?@???@

Pete - what are you going to do?!?!?!

Lowtax - I FOUND A BASRBALL BAT ANAD SHIT HERE THEY COME##__@#_( I AM GOI

Pete - what?

Pete - hello?

Pete - are you there?

Pete - are you ok?

Pete - r u ok?

Lowtax - /;.

Pete - what?

Lowtax - h e l p

Pete - what happened what can i do

Pete - do you want me to call 000

Pete - ok, i will go offline and call 000 for you

Pete - i called 000 but they wont believe me...what can i do?

Pete - are you alright?

Lowtax - hello, welcome to ICQ

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)

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