The Bible

4:7. If thou do well, shalt thou not receive? 23:15. My lord, hear me. who art thou? 44:19. My lord. The Lord hardened, etc. . 16:34. As the Lord commanded Moses. 20:13. Thou shalt not kill.

20:15. Thou shalt not steal.

23:7. Thou shalt fly lying. I am the Lord your God.

I am the Lord.

I am the Lord.

I am the Lord your God.

I am the Lord your God.

I am the Lord your God.

I am the Lord your God.

I am the Lord.

I am the Lord.

Thou shalt love thy friend as thyself. I am the Lord.

I am the Lord your God.

I am the Lord.

I am the Lord.

I am the Lord your God.

I am the Lord.

I am the Lord your God.

I am the Lord.

I am the Lord.

I am the Lord.

I am the Lord.

I am the Lord.

I am the Lord.

I am the Lord.

I am the Lord.

I am the Lord your God.

I am the Lord your God.

Thou shalt not sow thy field, nor prune thy vineyard.

Fear thy God, that thy brother may live with thee.

26:1. I am the Lord your God. I am the Lord.

I am the Lord. I am the Lord.

6:24. The Lord bless thee, and keep thee.

I am the Lord your God.

35:9. The Lord said to Moses:

Thou shalt teach them to thy sons and to thy grandsons,

5:17. Thou shalt not kill.

6:4. Hear, O Israel, the Lord our God is one Lord.

6:5. Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with thy whole heart, and with thy whole soul, and with thy whole strength.

Thou shalt fear the Lord thy God, and shalt serve him only, and thou shalt swear by his name.

7:6. Because thou art a holy people to the Lord thy God. 7:16. Thou shalt consume all the people, which the Lord thy God will deliver to thee. 12:18. But thou shalt eat them before the Lord thy God in the place which the Lord thy God shall choose, thou and thy son and thy daughter, and thy manservant, and maidservant, and the Levite that dwelleth in thy cities: and thou shalt rejoice and be refreshed before the Lord thy God in all things, whereunto thou shalt put thy hand.

12:31. Thou shalt not do in like manner to the Lord thy God. If thou perceive, etc. . 18:13. Thou shalt be perfect, and without spot before the Lord thy God.

God's covenant.

Thou shalt be besieged within thy gates in all thy land which the Lord thy God will give thee:

Thou shalt fear night and day, neither shalt thou trust thy life.

30:6. The Lord thy God will circumcise thy heart, and the heart of thy seed: that thou mayst love the Lord thy God with all thy heart and with all thy soul, that thou mayst live.

God. Thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God.

3:4. And the Lord called Samuel.

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