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Are you still looking? I have eaten quite a few celery stalks the last 3 days...trying to lose weight. Big guy here. 5'8" 250lbs
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I love jerking off in public places like that! Where is the place?
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Hello I am a 39 yr. old Italian bi guy who is 6' 175 lbs. with brown hair and eyes. Would love to see hat spooge shoot 3 feet.
Thanks to David Thorpe for his help facilitating mondo JO action.
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