I don't give my dog respect. Sir Poopie commands it.
The specificity avoids the embarrassing moment in the barn when somebody tries to grab them by the nape of the neck. Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's how you're gonna force me to do this? No way, pal. Not into it.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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