Donations are now up to $19,149.69, and you know what's truly amazing about this? The donation link has been up for LESS THAN SEVEN HOURS. That, in addition to my $3,000 donation, comes to a total of $3,164.24 donated EVERY HOUR. I may sound like an utter sap here, but I really love you guys. This has all left me so speechless. No matter how bitter, how cynical, how sarcastic I may be, I know there's a strong core of completely astounding people out there. I'm proud as shit to be running this site and be associated with you all. Christ, I really don't know what to say at this point, so I'll just post another random picture and leave it at.
Really, you guys are fucking amazing. I don't know what else I can say.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
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