Of course we knew that the truth offered by the Fun Facts could not come without a cost.
We cast off who and what we were before for this new epoch.
We melded together with all other flesh, creating the new flesh, learning something about ourselves, those around us, Twitter, animated GIFs, and the meaning of sharing a single body with over a billion writhing, agony-filled minds. We live in a new reality of life without endings, questions without answers.
What does it all mean? Only one thing is for certain: someone at E! Network is gonna get fired.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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