From: Tom Towler

Yes mister "Wyden" in case you haven't noticed my website ( has been hosted at UHS for over eight months. You were happy to take my money for all that time and FYI we didn't get voted the #1 beast cumshot website at BeastFest 2010 in Austin because of your hosting. It's our original content. October BeastFeast is cumming up and this situation is completely unacceptable. is THE destination for hotel bookings and arrangements in the Toronto area. I have a deal with Hampton Inn for 200 rooms and if I can't get sg back up or at least forums at in time for the big late september rush I am going to be out thousands of dollars and a barn rental fee and YOU will be paying up.

Consequently I am CCing my attorney on this matter so that he can begin prosecution proceedings in the case of you v. my financial future. Restore my site immediately or face the fullest extent of the law.

This if your final warning.

Tom Towler
World's #1 Horse Ejaculation Web Site

"Ask yourself whether the dream of heaven and greatness should be waiting for us in our graves - or whether it should be ours here and now and on this earth." - Ayn Rand


Mr. Towler,

I sincerely appreciate your predicament regarding your revenue stream and your time issue regarding your upcoming convention in Toronto. As much as we might want to make an exception for your top-rated website, I am afraid we cannot. This policy is clearly outlined in our ToS, is reflected in our internal code of ethics, and is immutable. If you have any other questions feel free to contact


Rick Wyden
Solutions Rep
Ultimate Hosting Solutions

From: Tom Towler

Yes buried in your TOS I'm sure there's a loophole for you to abuse every customer. Well I am one customer who is not going to put up with your abuse. Ever hear of a little something called the better business bureau? No? How about the local media? I bet they would like to know about a hosting company selling server space and bandwidth for 8 months under false pretenses while hardworking SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS invest their time and digital photography expertise in building a BRAND meanwhile only to have the rug pulled out from under them by you. Ever hear of a little something called First Amendment? Look it up.

You've made a powerful enemy on this day. The beast community does not forgive and we do not forget. Don't be surprised if your company doesn't exist in a year. Just remember that I gave you every chance to do the right thing and restore It was YOUR choice to hurt a small business owner and DAD OF A DISABLED SON.

No more mr. nice guy.

Tom Towler
FORMER #1 Horse Ejaculation Web Site

"I am sorry to hear about your issues." - Anti-free speech scumbag Rick Wyden who CAUSED my issues

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