Here to spice up another boring Saturday is yet another Stupid, Immature Prank Call From High School! That's right, I've ripped yet another retarded prank call my friend Chris Horton and I made during our glorious highschool years. Today's prank is called "This is Martha!" and revolves around harassing the people who work at the Shoney's in Lee's Summit. I'm fairly sure that Shoney's closed a few years ago. Now we know why. In addition, here is a picture that should tantalize you into clicking the link:

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