"If Dark Kahn is made of Darkseid's energy, it's a good chance he's on Apokolips."- Superman, DC vs. Mortal Kombat
Sometimes delaying can be your best option. When things become difficult or you face obstacles you did not plan for, feel free to let Superman fix everything.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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