Divination Text
"You will never run away from your sin! You have no right to live! It is a sin for you to be alive!"
- Nightmare, Soulcalibur II
Situation Analysis
Our past deeds and negative thinking pursue us as surely as our shadows. Do not fear these deeds. We must turn and confront them and hope the demon sword doesn't transform you into a monster.
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