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Mad Bill Boothe looks like we'll be robbing the 4:15 to Phoenix, boys!
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Yodelin' Red Paskiewicz is deep in Apache territory with nothin' but his wits and his voice. Time to shine, Red. Time to shine.
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Hoagy Calhoun hey tiny madison, I think the two of us plumb got our horses switched last night. mine's the dumb one, yers is the ugly one!
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Tiny Madison why the heck is my danged horse runnin me in circles? She looks better'n normal, tho.
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Tallahassee Percy Having recently taken to the Lord's Ways, I no longer find pleasure in fartin around so much.
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Slimy Morgan Doc says I needa cut back on my drinkin on accounta my wild expectoratin
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Father Gerald better not see any of his folk frequenting any houses of sin, or there'll be HELL to pay!
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Gray Clay Bailey trying an experiment: going to shower and wear a new outfit every day to see if it improves my standing with the fairer gender. Today's outfit: a barrel.
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Hoppy is mighty sore at that damn medicine man for sellin me bad peyote. Spent the day kissing a hog's rear end thinking it was my beautiful Ellie.
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