Clinton and Sanders are battling for the hearts & minds of the 8 people paying attention to the Democratic primaries. But where do they stand on the important issues? Here's a handy meme to annoy your Facebook friends with.

– Asterios "President Baby" Kokkinos (@asterios)

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