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Customer Review:
By Benny Boy from Arkansas

Level with me. Is this thing going to come out on its own, or do I have to see a doctor? Really eager to view these colon vids to make sure I'm cancer free.

Age: 46-50

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Customer Review:
By Justice Jeff from Ocean Beach, CA

How does this stand up to steam and moist environments? I have a feeling my cleaning lady is stealing from me, so I want to rig up a few of these in the shower and toilets in hopes of catching her in the act of stealing. Would like to set up multiple angles to get every possible view of the crime.

Age: 41-45

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Customer Review:
By Big Head Dave

Great camera, great video quality, excellent butt fitting. Very little stretching getting it in, although I recommend you attach a string of some kind to help pull it out. Also recommend putting it in some kind of transparent bag.

Age: 36-40

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Customer Review:
By steve musclegrave

pros: small, discrete. great for capturing those intimate moments with a women you hope to one day establish a friendship with or even just say hi to when the time is right.

cons: could be smaller, have tighter zoom capacity...

Age: 31-35

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Customer Review:
By jollyman35 from Bullion Creek, KY

GOT THIS AS A GIFT. DID NOT KNOW WHAT THE HECK TO DO WITH IT, BUT IT WAS SMALL SO I FIGURED WHY NOT? THREE DOCTOR'S VISITS LATER AND IT'S FINALLY OUT AND I'VE GOT SOME TERRIFIC VIDEO THAT NOBODY IN THE FAMILY WANTS TO SEE. THE DOCTOR SAID THE VIDEO QUALITY WAS FANTASTIC. LOTS OF PIXELS AND GOOD ONES TOO, HE SAYS.

Age: 66-70

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Customer Review:
By Judge Dad from Scranton, PA

Works like a charm! Have accrued over 80 hours of video of a certain family dog dragging his buttocks on the carpet. Will be presenting this evidence in a kangaroo court in our living room. Open and shut case, family. A slam dunk for sure. This dog is guilty and going to doggy prison.

Age: 41-45

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Customer Review:
By Jake from Terre Haute, IN

Got it out of my butt all right but it didn't work after that. Couldn't get it replaced because I "voided the warranty." I voided your camera from my butt, not the warranty, idiots.

So stupid.

Age: 26-30

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Customer Review:
By vidguy

Is this supposed to come with footage already on the camera? Mine had a couple hours of footage of a man trying to install the camera someplace really dark and he kept dropping it and getting really mad and calling himself a "stupid, gross baby" and grunting a lot and then a lady came in and started yelling at him and saying he's breaking her heart and he started yelling back and then a dog started barking and the audio got really distorted. Is that just a demo like when you press "demo" on a keyboard and it starts playing Wake Me Up Before You GO GO by Wham!??

Anyway it seems to be a good camera. Small, compact and aside from the audio the video quality from the demo movie is mostly good, though the lighting is bad.

Age: 26-30

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Customer Review:
By Carlos from San Pablo, CA

It's a pretty good camera. I've been using these one make sure my neighbor isn't up to any crime business. I have over six hours of footage of his wife hosing him off and cutting his hair in their backyard. I think he got sprayed by a skunk or maybe the wife just runs a really tight ship. Not sure what to do with this footage, but at least I know he's not a criminal and that was worth the price.

Age: 36-40

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Customer Review:
By SkyDoc, MD

As a I doctor I strongly discourage using this camera for autocolonoscopic activities. The plastic casing is not waterproof and the sensitive nature of the electronics will make it difficult to clean and sterilize after retrieving from your rectal cavity. Hopefully SkyMall will soon offer a more practical solution for home colonoscopy hobbyists.

Age: 51-55

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