CHANNING: NOT BAD! BIBLE RIGHT? PRETTY GOOD IN EGYPT F PHAROAHS!!! CBALE HOLDS IT DOWN!!! TIGHT FX! I'M WITH THEM ON THESE FX!! THE WATER WOAH! UP THERE WITH THE BEST!!!!
Jonah: This is a phenomenal film by an amazing director. It transports me to another realm and I feel it in my heart. This is a beautiful film. It's beautiful. I can feel this film.
CHANNING: I FEEL IT TOO.
Jonah: Right? It's beautiful and rad.
CHANNING: AND TIGHT THO!
CHANNING: WOW!! EFFING INTENSE! JLAW IS SMOKING AND TOUGH! LOVE THE ARROW! SHE IS GOING TO WIN THIS THING! GOOD STORY, REAL STORY! I AM DOWN WITH THIS! LOVE IT!!!!!!
Jonah: I respect Jennifer Lawrence so much. She is so beautiful and real and human in this role. It's true to life. A powerful film and it matters. It matters today.
CHANNING: F YEAH I LOVE HER!
Jonah: She is one of the best and most generous and giving actresses working.
CHANNING: LOOKS SO GOOD!!!!!
Jonah: We are doing baby stuff compared to her.
CHANNING: F YEAH!!!! HA HA HA HA HA! EFFING LOVE BABIES! RIGHT? RIGHT???!!!! F YEAH!
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