Lobsters are so hideous that the person who discovered that they're edible was either desperate or crazy (or maybe so terrified that he just started biting the thing).
Hey raccoon. Washing garbage before you eat it doesn't make it not garbage.
If pigs are so smart, why haven't they sorted out their PR issues?
Wasps love picnics and I love a cool drink of cream soda that stings the roof of my mouth.
The rattlesnake is nature's landmine.
Anyone who's ever playedOregon Trailcan tell you why bison nearly went extinct: killing them was the only fun part of the American West.
Vultures are pigeons that escaped from Silent Hill.
Sure, parrots are cool, but you can teach kids to swear too, and they'll stop screaming and pooping indiscriminately after a couple of years.
Snails are just M&Ms for ducks.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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