It's fairly unfortunate to realize that you've marked your body with something tasteless and/or ugly, so it's easy to imagine someone crying out "I wish this tattoo wasn't so terrible!" The Wishmaster twist devised by the SA Goons is an alternate reality where bad tattoos are accepted as accurate and attractive... because now the people and animals who inspired them are hideous monstrosities!
This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.
I'm ruined. Every dream in my life has been dashed. Fantastic product! Would buy again!
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