TheSniperZERO got things started by visiting a doctor and having this image removed from his left lung.
Unkempt worms his way into our hearts! :)
Judas is still recovering from R Kelly's epic "Trapped in the Closet" music video masterpiece.
p00nlog lost his "O" key in a traffic accident and was unable to properly type the first half of his username, but thankfully a new "O" key was installed and he was able to finish typing his username properly.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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