Alphasnail owns and operates his very own mailbox.
Altf4 lathers, shaves, and moisturizers all at the same time.
scuczu was recently injected with the blood of a hobo as part of a top secret government experiment. I'll keep you posted as the project develops.
Cubehead lost all his marbles and desperately wants them back.
GreenaBoy is just another person making images just so I have to write comments. I KNOW YOU'RE DOING THIS JUST TO HURT ME!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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