As you view these images, I want you to visualize (with your ears) the sound of hot dogs sizzling on the Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express. It will make the whole thing that much more exciting.
Tapir and his penguins will do anything for a laugh. Frankly, it makes me sick.
anarchywrksbest has the ability to excrete gravy from his pours when in the vicinity of mashed potatoes.
General Ripper owned a taco stand, but sold it so he could focus all his talents on making this image.
doomman50's biggest fantasy involves a forklift and three tons of cake mix.
elister teaches crop rotation to primitive post-apocalyptic villages for extra experience points.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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