It was having to write this comment for this Symphoric image that kept me from killing myself.
Duckula pulled this image out of his sleeve instead of an ace. :(
chersterz does dirty things with his palm holograms.
Rather Dashing is a golden treasure of a man, but it's time to pawn him for a bitchin' new guitar.
chersterz takes dueling banjos to hyperspace. I don't mean literally, because there is no sound in hyperspace.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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