Professor Murda has a fairly appropriate name, I guess. I do question his credentials, though.
Goreld caught a nice big dead whore. Be sure to set her free, because if she doesn't come back, it was never meant to be.
I don't know, spacemountain didn't make this house look any less inviting to me. Very charming.
Unkempt probably shouldn't have hired that mentally disturbed landscaper.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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