Don't point that gun at Filthee Fingas, he's an unpaid intern.
I Said No clearly excels at yes/no questions, but he's a little fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.
Big Ol Billy would give you the shirt off his back, which is awesome if you like argyle turtlenecks.
zVxTeflon just cost Something Awful $3 million dollars; goodbye, exclusive Adidas endorsement contract!
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
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