captainbree proves that every Something Awful thread, no matter what the subject, always comes back to Star Wars.
Moai Ou can offer conclusive proof that these two people have never been in his kitchen.
Orbitize actually took the time to draw a "billion regattas." Go ahead, count them.
Ringside photographer Semper Ubi Sub Ubi witnessed the brutal debunking of Asimov's Three Laws of Boxing.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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