When Herr Lipp dreams everyone speaks in the language of dogs.
Fred Breakfast made this picture, but he does not know it as well as it knows him.
3toes is like a breadbox full of moldy bread: always denying people sandwiches.
Even if Kotaru was the best car salesman in the world, he still couldn't defeat Spider-man.
Canuckistan is grooming his rock collection to take over the family quarry.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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