Jaf celebrated the Super Bowl by submersing himself in a barrel of oatmeal.
Jaf is going to become a millionaire by adding gyroscopes to cups so that they cannot be tipped over.
Lunaran smells a lot like a decommissioned submarine.
Lunaran is looking forward to spending this Valentines with the St. Bernard he loves so much.
Maveryck is quite smitten with taffy these days.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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