...or engage in graphic, public sex. Pirates aren't prudes, but this simply wouldn't do.
The army descended with frightful wrath upon the unsuspecting townsfolk.
Within hours, the pirates had pressed the men into hard labor...
...and the women into other, more sordid pursuits.
With one land conquered, the squad of scurvy curs looked eastward, into the rising sun and the land of their forsworn enemy.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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