A sedate and sensual seaside resort. A place to sit and relax...

...or engage in graphic, public sex. Pirates aren't prudes, but this simply wouldn't do.

Much better.

The army descended with frightful wrath upon the unsuspecting townsfolk.

Within hours, the pirates had pressed the men into hard labor...

...and the women into other, more sordid pursuits.

With one land conquered, the squad of scurvy curs looked eastward, into the rising sun and the land of their forsworn enemy.

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