Somewhere out there there's a MySpace page with 60 of these on one profile.
I wouldn't be surprised if that crying chick posted on all three forums we featured today.
This is why the world hates America.
Posts like these are why employers are searching for what prospective employees write on the Internet.
Eh, I'd hit it.
Ugh, AmeriKKKa sux!
Stop posting, Sanjaya!
I give up. I'm gonna vote for him 700 times next time!
Special thanks to Khad, HulkaMatt, Sarumpaet, Sheriff JohnBunnell, A PRIZED MULE!, wolf_eyes, Hawaiian Shirt, Mossisen, Gayrod Fink, The_Cack, Slot, Illustrator Face, Best Friend, blinkertits, and duck punches, who are all truly America's idols.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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