A pumpkin broke his heart...
We mean it!
This post is like a how-to about messing up your kid.
Dats a good vun.
It is God's will.
Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy
Special thanks to Ritz Nabisko, sleepingblaarg, Shartjorts, A Boy and his Nigga, dcseankun, Fart Jesus LOL, Giga Gaia, Skylark, Cold_Ethyl, Volte, Whilst Farting I, jherrycurl, Ema Nymton, THE PERFECT TAN, EndOfRadio, actionfiasco, schmitty9800, Deg, Devonaut, Sick! Thats Dope, Atheist Wisdom, change my name, GUN SANDWICH, Zero Resurrected, Zombie Belger, Salmon Season, A habanero chile, Gorilla Codpiece, sicarim, Post Mode, Way Past Cool!, and deadfrog. Sorry FYAD, I didn't plan it this way...
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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