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A gay baby is born every time I post one of my updates. Talk about awkward.


I'm a parent and I've removed all references to the Internet from my house. A parent who does any less is negligent.


Looks like Cactus Frankie has a new project. DON'T ASK WHAT THE PROJECT IS. SO WHAT THE FUCK.


Someone just watched Futurama for the first time and thought it was a documentary.


A girl who is all over the steak before the 3rd date is a girl you don't want to marry.


They were going to start another Holocaust but their investments went under. It wouldn't be advisable to start a holocaust in this economy.


No where! Dogs are serious business! Thank God the whole lolcats thing hasn't ruined dogs.


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