How screwed up in the head do you have to be to tolerate furries but specifically not gay furries. You are attracted to humanoid animals. I'd say that's way below homosexuals on the social acceptance ladder.

Anime sucks. Bugs Bunny is much more arousing.

You do not insult preserves. You just don't.

Inflate my size and my boner.

Is this one of those kettle things?

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