I would rape it, put a diaper on it, then inflate it, and then stick it into my vagina where it turns back into an embryo.

I am looking for a bento box (to have sex with).

Haha, that's the best, when you're getting the shit beaten out of you and the person doing the beating is smarter, tougher and richer. I mean, who can really argue with that?

I wish to express my deepest gratitude to Vinno, Road_Warrior, Red_Mage, Moll Brown, Anukahn, giancarlo, Malleus, Bonus, Man of Steel Wool, Registered Loser, LD-50, softbomb, Carpal Tunnel, Mitochondria Eve, Heretic_Jones and rubber cat, who are into the most disgusting fetish of all, love.

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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