I had no idea that fatties had it this bad!

He's right about #7 you guys.

Whelp, just thought you guys might get a kick out of this shitty fucking story about my gay dreams.

I know I'm not the only one that Googled Brian Yeakley, the next Broadway sensation.

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

Copyright ©2018 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.