Good heavens, I think I'm getting the vapors!

Beware my cape of cherry filling!

You're weird.

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Goddamn queers in my pretend TV world!

"Shinji Ex" isn't allowed in the produce section anymore. There was an ... incident.

Whoa! Whoa! I wasn't ready for that kinda of detail!

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