Humans are so boring. :P I mean, have you ever tried to date one irl? Me either, but I bet it's boring like in the game.
I, too, have often found myself thinking "I wish sex were more like a 'God of War' mini-game.
I am important, and I read this. You are important, and you will read this. Let's not do anything about these things.
Dear Bioware, please consider expanding this character I jerk off to.
It wouldn't be an Internet discussion about young-looking animated girls without the old "she's actually 106" gambit.
Pick some different pixels to fuck, bro.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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