You do that.
Those crazy Jews are always making shit up!
I think this is going to be the Weekend Web instalment that turns me into an alcoholic.
"Spyro 86" can be seen battling the aliens that attempt to abduct him nightly.
And I thought I had problems getting to sleep.
Remember that reptile thing that played Yoshi in the Mario Bros. movie? I think that's what "TahoeGhost" is being haunted by.
That's not the aliens talking to you in your mind. It's your brain telling you to get a fucking life!
"Hybrid444" sees a lot of movies.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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